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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh"
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"How did the redneck find the goat in the tall grass? Satisfying."
"What do you call a bug on the moon? A lunatic! (luna-tick)"
"WIFE: you're so overly dramatic ME: no i'm not [10 hired backup singers burst through the wall shouting ""no he's not""] dammit guys, not now"
"Fat people with lisps... are thick and tired of your insults."
"What's an acceptable absolute zero? 0K."
"Girl I'm so sorry your parents died, was it Kony? Oh a bus accident. Was Kony driving the bus"
"Elon Musk has decided to abandon his dream of going to Mars and pursue a career in perfume sales. In honor of the canceled Mars program he will be debuting 'SpaceAxe', a signature Elon ""Musk""."
"What's the most racist fraction? 3/5"
"I was asked to babysit once but it didn't go very well. You're not meant to sit on them."