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Joke of the Day
"What's the strongest color? Super Cyan"
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"What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital? An Ambulance Armstrong"
"My wife gets a bit irritated when I talk about my second and third marriage because, you know, she's my first."
"The woman who injected her 8-year old with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody... The child didn't look surprised..."
"Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse but has the courage to get on again and continue riding? A: Bach in the saddle again."
"My attorney's sole responsibility after I die will be to unfriend people that post anything about angels on my wall."
"Neeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwww What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favorite movie? IT'S FROOOOOOOZZZZEEEN"
"One How many time travellers does it take to change a light bulb?"
"You're an open book? ""Throws you into a bonfire."""