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Joke of the Day
"One How many time travellers does it take to change a light bulb?"
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"I contemplated suicide earlier. Then I thought about homicide. Finally I thought f*ck it, I hate crosswords, I'm off to the pub."
"Two Fish Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9"
"What do you call a fish who went to medical school? A sTurgeon"
"What's the best part about having a blind partner? You know they won't be seeing other people."
"I hate people that can't tell the difference between ""you're"" and ""your"" their so stupid"
"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."
"Have you ever met a fractal? They're so conceited. I mean, they're so full of themselves."
"Lying in bed, my girlfriend turned to me and said ""You're a lot like a math exam."" I replied ""Why? Because I'm long and hard?"" She said, ""No, I'm cheating on you with an Asian."""