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Joke of the Day

"The woman who injected her 8-year old with Botox for beauty pageants has lost custody... The child didn't look surprised..."

"Damn girl, are you a condom? Because after I get you off my D, I never want to see you again."

"two fish in a tank. one says to the other... **how do you drive this thing?**"

"What do you call a white guy with an air horn? A honkey"

"i'd tel a joke about classical music But you would'nt be able to handel it."

"Autocorrect doesn't recognize my gangsta nature."

"My boyfriend is tall, strong, protective and flashes me regularly. Oh no wait. I'm thinking of a lighthouse again."

"What do you call a security blanket for a mentally handicapped person? A downs comforter."

"Im really good at coming up with jokes about planes. They always seem to take off."

"Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you? Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!"