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Joke of the Day

"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"

"'A confident swipe of the debit card' is my favorite fantasy."

"Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair."

"guy at seaworld: ""it's a cross between an eel and a shark, we're asking everyone to pick a name for him"" wife: ""steve"" me: ""sharkeel o'neal"""

"What's the best part about dating a black girl? You don't have to meet her father."

"Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

"What do you call a documentary on Nuns? Virgin Media."

"Fresh Limerick There once was a lad from West Philly Who played basketball and got silly He fought with some brothers Which worried his mother Now he's know as Bel Air's Fresh Prince, Willy"

"Someone calls 911... Man : Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Man : Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Man : The ugly one is winning."

"Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking? Crimea River"