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Joke of the Day

"What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital? An Ambulance Armstrong"

"Happy Birthday, Jesus! The lawn looks great, thanks!"

"Someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds Poor bastard."

"Kylo Ren was more powerful with his helmet on. With it off, he had to use a majority of his power to maintain his hair's body and bounce."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a vagina? Nothing. They are both cunts!"

"Your password must be at least 8 characters long & contain a capital letter, a number, and a hideous personal secret."

"Maybe I should get married. Its not like I have sex anyway."

"I'm a heavy sleeper. Also, a heavy awaker. Okay, I'm fat."

"What do you call a frog spy ? A croak and dagger agent !"

"Yo Mama so fat... Yo Mama so fat , you can see what's behind her !"