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Joke of the Day
"What vehicle do bicycle riders take to the hospital? An Ambulance Armstrong"
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"My masturbation addiction is getting bad I'm right in the grips of it."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they."
"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."
"What's a ghost's favorite search engine? Ghoulgle"
"A teenager goes in for his regular physical Doctor: Do you drink alcohol? Teen: No Doctor: Do you smoke or do drugs? Teen: No. I'm also not sexually active. Doctor: Well no shit"
"Hey baby, I'm like Fred Flintstone I can really make your bed-rock. Also I live in a cave and don't have any electricity"
"Children of ISIS have been complaining of the heat and the leaders didn't know what to do... lucky for them, they were able to recruit Italian ISIS. credit goes to Jerry Seinfeld for the idea."
"Hangin with my peeps at the club. Biting their heads off, one by one. Enjoying their marshmallow deliciousness."
"Why are there no black snowmen? WHITE POWDER!!!"