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Joke of the Day

"Neeeeeeeooooowwwwwwwwwww What do we want? Race car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwww"

"What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break? A lunchador."

"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. ...Ba-doom-tish."

"Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it was mugged."

"A robber walks into a bakery, and pulls out a gun. ""Give me the dough!"""

"The GF goes away for 10 days, *shits going to get wild * sleeps in middle of bed"

"Spoiler alert: Doctor Strange could not become a Sorcerer Supreme until he learned to like sour cream."

"What to Australian Trains use as fuel? Coal-Ala"

"What's the best thing about having sex with forty two year olds? There's forty of them."

"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"