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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine has just moved into his new house. I got him a radiator as a house warming present."

"""It's time to turn over a new leaf."" - Adam & Eve on laundry day"

"Remember, Kids... If you can't say anything nice, well, it's probably hilarious and worth getting into trouble over anyway."

"My girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."

"What is the richest beverage? Juice."

"""Love means never having to say your sorry."" - someone who is very single"

"The rotation of earth Really makes my day."

"Guys, leave 3 notes scattered around ur house for ur girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", & ""me."" That'll keep her busy while u watch sports."

"I've always pictured myself taking selfies."

"I once had a job with elephants The pay was low, but the tips were huge."