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Joke of the Day

"A friend of mine has just moved into his new house. I got him a radiator as a house warming present."

"You know how Feminists say, ""The only thing men think about is sex."" We also think ""Should I risk it and not wear the condom?"""

"Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln? Because he was always in a cent."

"I wish more people were fluent in silence."

"A CEO of a large gas station chain was arrested this morning He was running a shell corporation."

"It is completely unreasonable that family members are expecting me to remember things like what the names of their kids are. Preposterous."

"David Sedaris on Willie Nelson What's the last thing you want to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""

"Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals? Because they're always throwing up their hands."

"The girl that just walked by gave my dog a double take like she thought she might've gone to high school with him."

"Walk into the club like what up does anyone own a black Honda Element because your lights are on"