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Joke of the Day

"Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals? Because they're always throwing up their hands."

"I tried to play counter strike the other day It felt like a France simulator, I kept getting shot by terrorists"

"""Nazis!"" - the History Channel"

"Greg wins 25,000,000.00 in the nationally lottery and runs home ""Margret, I won the lottery, pack your bags"", ""why Greg, where are we going?"". ""I don't care, pack your bags and get out"" says Greg."

"You know you're getting old when people say you look young..:)"

"Me (to 7): Son, we... Wife (in earpiece): have to talk M: Have to talk W: about girls M: About grills W: NO M: NO W: IDIOT M: IDIOT"

"In addition to Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong, there is another character in Carl Douglas's ""Kung Fu Fighting."" Expert Tai Ming."

"How did Jeffrey Dahmer make alphabet soup? With 26 characters he met at a party."

"I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die... then I got Netflix, so now I have better things to watch."

"It's cute how they show subtitles during Here Comes Honey Boo Boo & pretend that anyone watching might actually know how to read."