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Joke of the Day
"I wish more people were fluent in silence."
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"What's the difference between an original joke and a repost? I dunno, i just click submit"
"What do you get when you combine two Japanese demons? A two-eyed onion."
"What do you call a duck with one leg A handiquack"
"Why was the horse happy to come home after being released from the hospital? Because of his stable condition."
"People who still call radio stations to request songs are the same people who still update their MySpace profiles."
"Your face... ...looks like it caught on fire and somebody tried to put it out with a hammer."
"If 2 wrongs don't make a right, what do 2 rights make? An airplane."
"How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture"
"What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross? THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!"