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Joke of the Day
"I wish more people were fluent in silence."
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"Photosynthesis is the process used by plants to convert a picture into a thousand words"
"What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis. This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990. May he rest in peace!"
"Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital? It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate."
"Laughter is the best medicine Dad used to say laughter was the best medicine I guess that's why some of us died of tuberculosis."
"Pretty certain the only way I'd ever be involved in gardening is if someone murdered me & planted me in their garden."
"Joke From My Niece Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"
"How do you get a philosopher off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"Did you hear about the casting for the new Batman movie? People have really Ben Affleckted by it."
"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath"