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Joke of the Day
"Why do blacks wear white gloves? So they don't bite their fingers eating tootsie rolls."
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"Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I've ever made"
"What do you call a caboose that changes its gender? A trains-vestite."
"What can you hear but never see? Everything if you're Stevie Wonder"
"I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ""No, the steaks are too high."""
"What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line? I'm the wiener!"
"[Olive Garden] Me: *walks in* Hostess: *hands me shovel* Bury the bodies in the back. Me: Huh? Hostess: When you're here you're family."
"why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can cum when he hands the prostitute money"
"It's all fun and games when there's a hole in your bucket... ...the problems start when there's a bucket in your hole."
"ME: Where are the posters? WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! [In other room] *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*"