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Joke of the Day

"why do jews watch porn backwards? so they can cum when he hands the prostitute money"

"[Dirty] You know what they say about farm girls and horses... They both fell in mud."

"JESUS: [walks on water] JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle JESUS: You're killing me, Judas JUDAS: Actually.."

"How do you ruin a good joke? By posting it over and over on the same subreddit"

"What's worse? Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else?"

"I met a girl with 12 nipples today... Sounds funny dozen tit."

"Christopher walked walks in, he sits down and says... Hey. Guy. I threw a hotdog down, the highway. The hooker, was already dead."

"How does Bob Marley like his sandwiches? Wi' jam in"

"i want to create and sell action figures based around fathers. ""father figures"". First edition, ""dead beat dad"". BTW it's just an empty box."

"What's a scientist's favorite gum flavor? .......Ex-*spearmint*."