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Joke of the Day

"What can you hear but never see? Everything if you're Stevie Wonder"

"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."

"Hello (Sorry for my English)"

"What do you get when you goose a ghost? You get a lot of sheet."

"In a perfect world anyone that said they, ""literally died,"" would drop dead on the spot."

"Listen up all you calendar owners Your days are numbered"

"What did the boulder say to the other boulder? I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks."

"I have CDO It's like OCD, but the letters are in order. Like they should be."

"Stupid joke I made up, 101: Where does a sandwich go when it gets good grades? Honor roll."

"HOT SHINGLES IN YOUR AREA GET YOUR VACCINE AT WALGREENS TODAY"