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Joke of the Day
"Just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife. Best trade I've ever made"
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"Cantaloupe... or Wontaloupe?"
"So we need to go over your drug history... Let me stop you there. It's gonna be quicker if I just tell you the ones's I haven't done."
"What's worse than having your car impounded by the police? Impounding your mother"
"Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was arrested for pirating movies since it's illegal!"
"If a woman is born in Italy grows up in England goes to America and dies in Baltimore what is she? Dead."
"Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained."
"Want to hear a pizza joke? Nevermind it's too cheesy."
"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."
"I ran a marathon! 1 mile a day for 26 days boo ya."