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Joke of the Day

"I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, ""No, the steaks are too high."""

"What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system silly!"

"Way to bring me down, security questions. Dad's birthday? First pet? What's next? Gonna ask about Marco Black rejecting me in 2nd grade?"

"Me, as a judge: OK we'll take a quick recess now. *lawyers start discussing lawyer things* *I go outside and swing on the swingset*"

"What do we want? MORE EXISTENTIALIST JOKES! When do we want them? WHY?"

"Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field"

"""What would be your main strength?"" Well, I can communicate with animals... ""Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses?"" They can't understand me."

"Oh please don't do it! Oh please don't do! Oh please don't! Oh please do! Oh please! Oh!"

"Do you think Jesus described his hair color as light blonde or summer wheat?"

"How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!"