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Joke of the Day

"I thought a Vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant... ...but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."

"Google Buzz is Facebook's estranged drug-addicted step sister who eloped with a hideously ugly rich guy named Gmail."

"I'm not going to heaven because I'm afraid of heights."

"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"

"What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak? I'd like to buy an owl"

"What does Putin say during his new years speech? Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!"

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"

"Why is Santa always jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway."