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Joke of the Day
"I think I have a sleeping disorder. It's called children"
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"Bernie Sanders fans say ""Feel the Bern."" Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson."
"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"
"Women call me ugly until they hear how much money I make. Then they call me ugly *and* poor."
"Our principal is so stupid Boy: Our principal is so stupid. Girl: Don't you know who i am? Boy: No. Girl: I'm the principal's daughter. Boy: Do you know who i am? Girl: No. Boy: Good (walks away)"
"Studies show that Alabama, Mississippi and Tennessee have an obesity rate of over 30%. Maybe they'll change their name from the Bible Belt to the Loosened Belt."
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
"Don't have unprotected phone sex. You might get hearing AIDS"
"What's it called when you have sex early in the day after a funeral? Mourning Sex."
"If cancer is ever cured it'll probably be because of the people who liked all of the Facebook statuses that are against cancer."