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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome? you call him a little slow"

"[Interrupts the wedding vows] it's open bar right?"

"Apparently Gary Glitter is applying for the Villa manager's job... after hearing the strikers were Bent, Young and possibly Keane"

"Our FedEx guy keeps delivering diapers & formula but I didn't order any. And he cries when he holds the baby. Weird, huh?"

"You can't say happiness without saying penis. Coincidence ? I think NOT..."

"Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album."

"Quiz time Folks: The Bangles sang a song called, Walk Like an: A) gyptian B) gyptian C) gyptian D) gyptian E) gyptian."

"1. Get tipsy. 2. Go into a tanning bed. 3. Pretend you're a panini."

"Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same? They both went up in flames."

"What do you call salesman with a lisp? Rodger. He's the one with the lisp, not you, so why would you call him anything different?"