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Joke of the Day
"What did the farmer say to Pat Sajak? I'd like to buy an owl"
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? Great big holes all over australia"
"""Uno, dos..."" And just like that, the Spanish magician was gone without a tres."
"Two guys are drinking in a bar... One says to the other, ""Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?"" ""Aww, shit!"" says his friend, ""and I just joined the Knights of Columbus!"""
"Holocaust joke best joke A jew is disobeing order in a work camp. SS officer comes to him showing 2 soap bars in the hand: ""This is your mother and this your father"""
"I walked in on my roommate jerking it He got mad and told me to put it away"
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I don't know, but the flag is a big plus."
"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"
"How do you catch a rabbit? You hide in a field and make carrot noises."
"a fun game to play at the zoo is to walk hurriedly past a person and say ""they've escaped. don't run. just walk very fast."""