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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santa always jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls live."
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac? He lay awake in bed all night, wondering if there was really a dog."
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"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up, dried out and stashed in the freezer."
"girl: brrrr it's cold haha me: you... you want my kimono?"
"What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work? A rebell"
"What's the best thing about being a Shemale Can participate in mixed doubles alone"
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