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Joke of the Day

"What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period."

"ithink that show 'Americas got Talent' should be renamed to 'Americas got Some Talent, & Alot of Crazy Motherfuckers!'"

"My first time doing standup was a lot like my first time having sex. I finished way too early and when it was over I couldn't stop apologizing."

"If I was a villain, my weapon would be a fan and a bag of eyelashes for blinding superheroes I'm a villain, don't ask how I get my weapons"

"Why is Tina Fey so good with her use of irony? It's in the name..."

"With Trump and Hillary being the candidates, I think we know who will win... Dave."

"Wanna Hear a Joke? Women's Rights. (jk)"

"I wrote a short poem Roses are red and I am feeling blue because there is one less gorilla in the Cincinnati zoo"

"COP: can anybody else describe the suspect? JOHN LENNON: he got feet down below his knees COP: anybody"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"