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Joke of the Day

"Star wars dad joke heard tonight Dad ""Chewbacca seems kinda big for an ewok..."" Me ""he's a wookie. "" Dad ""he can't be, he's been in lots of movies now."""

"Without nipples... Boobs would be pointless."

"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"

"I don't know why I bother going to the gym when I am so good at Photoshop."

"*jk rowling wakes up* what's today's tweet *spins large bingo cage* hagrid... is... pansexual and... he later joined isis"

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"What do you call an African Bukkake? Chocolate frosting"

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."

"What do you call a pasture full of cows masturbating??? Beef strokin-off"

"Why did little Jimmy break open his computer? It said that it had 20 cookies in it."