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Joke of the Day

"I just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I kinda liked it."

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080-Pee"

"Why are there so many good jokes about feminists? Well, they're huge targets..."

"Love it when moms refer to kids by age in tweets. ""6 fell down today"". Wonder if the kids do the opposite at school: ""33 is drunk again""."

"I was just told that my dog chased someone on a bicycle and bit him. That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle."

"What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle? A marxman."

"How do you throw a party in Nigeria? You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling"

"[Blind date] Girl: I've always had a bit of a thing for bad boys Dog: [starts putting on his coat] I don't think this is gonna work out"

"On cold mornings, it'd be helpful if a menacing man screamed obscenities at me in German so I'd get out of the shower."

"What is 34.5? 69 for midgets"