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Joke of the Day
"Without nipples... Boobs would be pointless."
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"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"
"How does my bladder always know when I've found the most comfortable position in my bed?"
"What type of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. Creds to a friend of mine :)"
"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
"What do you call 2 algebraists who marry? Prime mates"
"I went to get lyposuction the other day. It really takes a lot out of you. (Thought of this one in the shower :D)"
"What did the mexican do when he lost his car in the parking lot? He pressed hispanic button"
"Do you know the difference between browsing Reddit and having sex? No? Well, keep on browsing Reddit."
"A squirrel found big nuts to stock up in its tree. Now i have a empty nutsack and a burning tree."