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Joke of the Day
"Without nipples... Boobs would be pointless."
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"Vampires aren't on FB because they can't take pictures of themselves in front of a mirror."
"43 Hacks That Will Help You Cut Down a Christmas Tree"
"A r/news mod walks into a bar [Removed]"
"My dog died... It's hair pink"
"why are fish good astronauts? They love trouter space!"
"""Should I add more liquor?"" is the most ridiculous question I've ever been asked."
"When I was young, losing teeth would earn me money. Now I'm old, earning money will gain me teeth."
"So a wizard was walking down the street... Then he turned into a driveway."
"I bet black unicorns have the biggest horns."