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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pasture full of cows masturbating??? Beef strokin-off"

"I will never have to admit to a mistake at work when I can blame the last person who quit"

"I've just started work as a human chess piece. The money's good, I'm on knights this week."

"Your 'Chemistry' with your girlfriend is great if you remember her 'Periodic Table'."

"I think my girlfriend's love for Einstein's theories is driving us away from each other. But, hey. I'll be a good guy and understand if she just wants some time and space."

"There was a sailor on a ship that was discovered to be gay. When the others found out they tossed him off."

"Did you hear the one about the pregnant bedbug? She gave birth in the spring."

"What's a jew doing on a swing? Fucking with the german snipers"

"There was a lot of this before MJ died. [img]http://i.imgur.com/oZxmOzJ.png[/img]"

"Q: What do you call a prostitute's children? A: Brothel sprouts."