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Joke of the Day

"Parallel lines have so much in common.... it's a shame they're never gonna meet."

"What's the slowest, most painful way to kill yourself? Get married."

"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."

"Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)"

"I was given MDMA and LSD tonight... What a shit way to start a game of Scrabble."

"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."

"What kind of tea does water make? Humiditea."

"I know my wife is cheating with my best friend Her pussy tastes like his dick."

"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."

"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."