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Joke of the Day
"How come sheeps don't fly........... Because they are scared of the Airwolf."
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"A man is about to jump off a skyscraper... but before he is able to, a physicist runs up to him and yells, ""No! You have so much potential!"""
"what idiot named it jurassic world instead of parks and rex"
"As I approach 50, my wife suggested I get myself one of those high performance penis enlargers... So I have. She's 25 and her name is Candy."
"NOTHING says ""I am batshit, incapable of relationships, bad with money & cannot be trusted"" like colored contact lenses."
"What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst."
"A quick question... How do I disable the autocorrect function on my girlfriend?"
"Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So people don't confuse them with feminists"
"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."
"Why do people take such an instant dislike to Ted Cruz ? It saves so much time."