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Joke of the Day

"Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir? They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)"

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"I like my slaves like i like my cream whipped"
"*gets naked* *gets baked* *doesn't get why they don't rhyme*"
"How do you prepare for a party in space? You Planet Thanks u/BostonCentrist"
"First Cannibal: ""Have you seen the dentist?"" Second Cannibal: ""Yes he filled my teeth at dinner time."""
"The dishwasher is making a strange noise. Probably because she's outside shoveling the driveway."
"What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS] Tata, Pablo Escobar"
"Why is Steve Jobs middle child unemployed? Because he's always inbetween jobs."
"50/50- What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick."
"""And the Lord said unto John......."