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Joke of the Day

"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."

"I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry."

"How did Helen Keller lose her arm? Trying to read the road signs!!!"

"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."

"GOD: Mark, I have chosen you. You will know answers to all of life's mysteries, just listen to the voicemail I left you. ME: voicemail? ugh"

"ME, TEXTING MY CRUSH: have any plans tonight? HER: no not yet!! i'm totally free and available ME: ok well have a good night whatever u do"

"Why do some people call it a ""tuna-fish"" sandwich? It's not like anyone calls it a ""chicken-bird"" sandwich."

"What type of fruit can you not eat just one of? A Pair!"

"What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common? If you're not careful, you can pop a ball."

"What's the Boogeyman's part-time job? BoogeyNAN!"