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Joke of the Day

"Casual conversations are just like casual sex. I don't know how to have either one."

"A man told little Johnny ""I'll give you a piece of candy if you come in my van?"" Little Johnny replied ""I'll cum on your face for the entire bag!"""

"What was the name of the knight who sat all the way around the Round Table? Sir Cumference."

"I decided to give away all of my old batteries Free of charge"

"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted!"

"Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott"

"I'm still in disbelief that 9/11 coincidentally happened on September 11 (9/11)"

"It's a boy! ""It's a boy"", Jimbo shouted, ""It's a BOY!"" With tears rolling down his eyes, Jimbo came running out of the room. And never returned to Bangkok again."

"I swear, just as she was falling asleep, my seven-year-old murmured ""giggity."""

"Hi..You've reached my voicemail. I could come to the phone right now but I saw your name on caller ID so leave a message..or not."