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Joke of the Day
"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."
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"""Fee Fi Fo Fum"" is the ""HAY HAY GIIRLFRIEEEND"" of giant speak."
"I like my women like I like my tea... ...white, weak and you can't tell if what you're drinking is piss or not."
"What did the Jewish pedophile ask the kids? ""You kids wanna buy some candy?"""
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"It's a sin to love another's wife and a punishment to love yours."
"I've just found a Christmas present for my daughter in the loft. I'll take it up to her later."
"What does a gay guy say when he can't remember? I faggot"
"What is the gender of Iron Man? Fe Male"