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Joke of the Day
"What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea ? A catameringue !"
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"Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree."
"What was your grandfather's favorite joke?"
"I never understood how a mother could lift a car with a child trapped under, until my phone got stuck under my bed."
"How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!"
"Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers? Its called the MaxiPad"
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."
"Life was dangerous when I was young. We answered the phone never knowing who was on the other end."
"Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky."
"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"