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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."
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"Everyone at this whistling convention looks extremely suspicious."
"MEME : Sad Robb Stark http://9gag.com/gag/arp6PQ6?ref=noti"
"Friendship. (A bit of a dark humour) Friend: I need to save money... Me: Get a life vest Me: And some rope. Friend: Why do I need the life vest? Me: If you have to ask, you might not need one."
"Two nuns are having a bath one turns to the other and asks ""Where's the soap?"" ""Yes, it does."" she replies."
"Dear algebra, Stop telling us to find your x, she's never coming back. Don't ask y. Sincerely, PB1541"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."
"WIFE: I'm tired of you living in a fantasy world ME: *imagining she's Kate Upton* You always say that, Kate WIFE: Who is Kate? WHO IS KATE?"
"I'd love to be a mayfly. But only for a day."
"According to my Nike fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week."