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Joke of the Day

"Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree."

"There was a little girl who had a curl right in the middle of her forehead. When she was good, she was very good. But when she was bad, hot damn, she was terrific!"

"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."

"Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm God When did this start ? Well first I created the sun then the earth"

"What do you call a huge pile of kittens? A meowntain!"

"You know she loves you when you wakeup in a pool of ice in the motel room bathtub with only one kidney removed."

"Post that you're pregnant on facebook: 88 likes and 31 comments. Tweet that you're pregnant on twitter: 2 stars and 491 unfollows"

"""People want to drink a panic attack."" -- inventor of 5 Hour Energy"

"If you could have one super power what would it be? Cold War Russia."

"My wife told me that she needs time and distance... ...because she's calculating velocity."