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Joke of the Day

"How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!"

"Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner? Because they will always steal the green cards."

"i'm gonna build my house on your house and if you even come close to my house that's attached to your house, we'll attack you.. - bees"

"You can tell a lot about a person by their avi. For instance if they use an egg, they're probably a chicken."

"What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk. - TommyEdisonXP (youtuber)"

"Lois Lane was fired from the Daily Planet after she knocked Clark Kent's glasses off and then panicked thinking a plane was in the building."

"What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast? Surreal."

"what do you call a young, green Pumpkin for Halloween? A premature e-Jack-O'-Lantern."

"Investment fail In college, an ounce of heady weed was the same price as an ounce of gold. I made terrible investments and now I'm a dog walker."

"Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan."