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Joke of the Day

"How did my operation go Doc? Dr ; What? Dr ; Omg I've only got half a colon?"

"Am I the first with a Roof joke? Hope so. What is the source of Roof's racism? When he was young, his friends teased him by calling him Rufus."

"when I have dinner with a vegetarian I order two steaks to use as a bun for my third steak"

"I was talking to a record producer at the urinals and now I've got a number 1 on my hands"

"Trolling my FB friends by commenting ""Looking good ;)"" on solo pics of their husbands"

"Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes? In fact, they were a tad-pole."

"Watched 'Man of Steel' in Spanish for 7 minutes before realizing something was off."

"Customer service stopped recording my calls for training purposes. There's nothing to be learned from that much profanity."

"What is a chronic masturbator's favorite dish? Meat stroganoff"

"What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree? A-lemon-tree my dear Watson."