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Joke of the Day
"Did anyone see Apple's new device targeted for women consumers? Its called the MaxiPad"
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"[invasion] *aircrafts dropping from the sky *explosions everywhere *mass hysteria Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?"
"How do I like my eggs? Umm in a cake."
"What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding? ""Speed is relative, officer."""
"I'm too fat to be a hipster. I'm thinking of becoming a Heapster instead."
"""TGIM!"" - My liver"
"Why doesn't Gabe Newell have kids? He can't get to 3rd base"
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? Daisy Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLING, THEY HATING"
"Ever have sex while camping? It's fucking intents"
"*Tries to hit the gym* *Gym hits back*"