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Joke of the Day
"How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish."
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"You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you"
"The only folks who put them passwords on that fancy wi-fi internets is terrorists. This is Merica, land of the free."
"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team? The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts."
"I finally figured out what flies and mosquitoes are for. They're gods way of making us slap ourselves."
"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."
"What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids"
"Ebola seems pretty serious I think I might take one more flinstone vitamin in the morning from now on."
"My new years resolution for 2017 1920x1080"
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"