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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill? A trip without the kids"
Next Joke
"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"
"I'm ""misinterprets hand gesture and accidentally high fives your fist"" white."
"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"
"Liar is such a harsh term, I prefer Politician"
"What are you people doing? making this crap up."
"ME: *eating shepherd's pie* this is really yummy SHEPHERD: hey, that's my pie"
"You're a 10...on the pH scale cause you're basic."
"What do you call a crocodile that can't have sex? A reptile dysfunction."
"You enter. ""I've been expecting you,"" I say from behind the massive swivel chair. I put too much leg into turning around & spin for 5 mins."