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Joke of the Day
"You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That's why I'm happier than you"
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"If threesome is sex with three people...... .....and a twosome sex with two people, I guess I know why I'm always called handsome. (Btw, is this a repost? I hope to god not.)"
"A rubberball company went broke... But they bounced back"
"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This is click bait."
"What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? The polar bear."
"I'll take ""That's Not A Category"" for $200, Alex. ""That's not a category."" Yes, that's right. ""That's not a category."" I chose that, yes."
"What starts with ""W"" and ends with ""ife""? Nevermind, this riddle is too easy."
"What do American beers and Sex in a Canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!"
"How do you turn a duck in to a soul singer? Put in the oven till it's Bill Withers."
"[mission] CMDR: Did everyone sync their watches? ME: Yeah and now it doesn't work CMDR: What? Let me see ME: I can't...it's in the sink"