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"What happened to the the Pentagon after the plane crash in 9/11? It turned into a hexagon."
"How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family."
"Wayne Gretzy at a party... Gets folks to drink by yelling, ""You miss 100% of the shots you never take!!!!"""
"I bet that at some point in history a baby ate a dingo."
"""Yous shall not pass!"" (Gandalfini)"
"Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations."
"At The Olympics At the Olympics, a man went up to a competitor who was carrying a very long pole. ""Are you a pole vaulter?"" ""No, I'm German. How did you know my name is Walter?"""
"I quit drinking and my beer belly is now a pot belly."
"The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard."