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Joke of the Day
"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."
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"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"
"What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth? A midwife crisis."
"We are all part of the ultimate statistic ten out of ten die."
"How do People in New Orleans have their beer? Watered Down"
"What do you call someone who's representing a bike shop? A spokesperson."
"A guy walks up to a girl at the bar. Not knowing she was crazy, he says ""hey, you're an 8!"" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor."
"I think her gash must have a rash For the last time I licked it, my head went bare, my tongue grew hair, and my nose fell off when I picked it"
"How did the trout become a symbol for Christianity? Easy. By dropping ""trou"""
"What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless."