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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team? The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts."

"What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes."

"When you find it hard to keep a girl, find a girl that keeps it hard."

"[Date] Me: You're a scientist? Him: Yeah M: You like chemistry? H: M: Wanna get in my genes? H: M: *slow winks* H: Are you having a stroke?"

"Me and my family are always drinking alcohol when we get together What can I say, it's in our blood."

"I finally figured out what I wanna be when I get older...........................Younger!"

"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"

"How do you get a nun pregnant? You fuck her"

"My wife just left me because of my fetish with pasta I'm feeling cannelloni right now"

"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"