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Joke of the Day

"Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most? Red"

"I have a spoon devoted solely to peanut butter so things aren't really looking up."

"What did the pedophile say when he got out of jail ? ""I feel like a kid again"""

"BUZZ ALDRIN:They say in space no one can hear you scream, but it's not true and the other astronauts get mad at you for the rest of the trip"

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"

"Someone broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats The cops had nothing to go on"

"I saw a squirrel bury a nut in my backyard today. I'm going to swap it for a grilled cheese sandwich and blow his mind."

"What did Hagrid say to Harry Potter after Harry had a mishap with some potions? ""You're a lizard Harry!"""

"Worst part about a dead puppy? Walking them is a real drag."

"How do you say goodbye to a thousand Japanese people? A big wave"