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Joke of the Day
"Can a match box? No, but a tin can!"
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"Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft office is in big trouble. You have my Word."
"Threading the hook... Are those fishermen that are good with their hands, wrangling the worm -- called Master Baiters ? Boom-boom"
"[outside eden] Adam: This isnt so bad Eve: Yea Adam: [mosquito lands on arm] Wtf is this [5 min later] Adam: [banging on gates] WE'RE SORRY"
"I use to have mad cow Disease But I'm alright Nooooooooooooooooooow."
"You should go clone yourself... so you can FUCK yourself!!!!!!!!!"
"Why can't black people swim? Because there is no water in Africa."
"If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?"
"So Trump says he picked a bunch of great people to run the government... But honestly, I've seen better cabinets at IKEA."
"*sees couple holding hands* *violently breaks them apart* ""Go. You're free now."""