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Joke of the Day
"Wonder what a black guy would look like without a diamond earring."
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"What do you call an April Fool's!"
"Me and my brother went to a homosexual Chinese restaurant. We both ordered 'the cream of sum yung gui'"
"I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?"
"Me: Want some of my nachos? Coworker: I don't like nachos. Me: Hello 911, what's consider premeditated murder?"
"Being politically correct sucks. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say, ""hey Jamal would you please go paint that fence over there?"""
"Q: What's the difference between a moose and an ant? A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers."
"My sex life and gaming life are pretty similar. I play a lot of single player."
"What do you get when you cross Hitler with a black woman? Aw sieg heil no!"
"What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity? Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!"