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Joke of the Day
"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."
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"I realized today why some people spend their lives looking for bigfoot. He doesn't exist."
"To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit to double Celsius and add thirty. To convert someone to Mormonism you double the wives and add 17 kids."
"Batteries have a tough life. They're either working or dead."
"me: I know it's over, but can I have one last hug? Please? Him: *moves closer. stops & sniffs* omg are you covered in superglue?"
"Honey, can we eat the nougat ? ""Is it really hard ?"" ""Yes, but can we eat the nougat first ?"""
"One day On Reddit I would love to see ""I'm a schizophrenic... Ask us anything!"""
"true romantic: I wonder what they're like in bed (bath and beyond)"
"What does a vegan zombie eat? GRAAAIIINNNSSS!!!!"
"What do you say to someone who studied media at university? Can I have fries with that please?"