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Joke of the Day
"Atheists certainly have a lot to say about the nothing they believe in."
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"Kim Kardashian is a big fan of Einstein After she discovered he invented reality tv"
"[Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet"
"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."
"""I'll have what she's having."" "" Sir, this is a gynecolo-"" ""Shhhh.. *puts finger over Dr's lips* I said I'll have what she's having."""
"Say what you want about pacifists"
"What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty? Mutton Looter King"
"I'm going to name my penis Hitler... ...because with one stroke it ends millions of lives in the shower."
"What do you call a parent named Lee? Apparently"
"When you say the word poop, your mouth does the same motion as your butt hole. Same can be said for the phrase ""explosive diarrhea""."