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Joke of the Day
"What do Rabbis do with the Foreskins after a circumcision?... Sell them to the gays as bubble gum"
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"I place my finger on the police officer's lips. ""Shhh. Look, we were both speeding, ok? I forgive you."""
"They say Ronda Rousey isn't much of a wrestler... But you'll be amazed when you see her box."
"How do you shut an Italian up? Tie his hands behind his back"
"[carrying sleeping cat out of burning house] seriously, what purpose do you serve"
"The patriots must be feeling pretty deflated right about now."
"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."
"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"
"""You need to stop doing chest workouts, it looks like you have boobs,"" said my wife. ""That makes one of us then,"" I replied."
"Why can't Helen Keller Drive? She's dead."