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Joke of the Day
"They say Ronda Rousey isn't much of a wrestler... But you'll be amazed when you see her box."
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"when the character's name is the same as the actor's name I assume it's because the actor was too stupid to respond to his character's name"
"I heard... ...terrorists are shouting ""allahu akbar!"" just out of habit while plugging their Samsung phones."
"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"
"Hi welcome to Hollister, would you like a flashlight?"
"Alarming new research into the growing sleep epidemic Over 99% of people are now addicted to sleep, admitting they engage in sleep at least twice a week, most say they couldn't live without it"
"Forgot to turn on the grill, burgers been on there for half an hour, I know cause the tv show I like's over & nothing's on fire."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Mutant Barbie ...Professor Xavier's daughter: bald as a billiard ball wearing a Dark Phoenix costume"
"I stopped trying to be a thug when I found out there was something called a caramel Frappuccino."
"Your momma is so fat... Your momma is so fat, her picture wouldn't upload to the Internet."