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Joke of the Day
"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."
Next Joke
"A new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. I find chocolates or flowers usually do the trick."
"I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el"
"I'm claustrophobic... I'm afraid of Santa."
"Why do gods eat swiss cheese? Because its holy"
"What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck."
"What's the lightest thing in the world? The penis, Because we can lift it with a thought."
"How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France? Your heart goes ""pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."""
"What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you racist."