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Joke of the Day
"Why is the dyslexic afraid of Christmas? Because that's when Satan comes."
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"What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick? The brick will eventually get laid."
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"Did you hear about the convict who refused to take a nap? He was resisting a rest."
"This Political Correctness stuff is really getting out of hand. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say ""Jamal, please paint."""
"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? There,They're,Their . . ."
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"As a Lesbian... I like my men like I like my coffee- nowhere near my vagina."
"If you are skydiving and your parachute doesn't open, don't worry You've got the rest of your life to fix it."